If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them exactly how multifunctional the utensil can be.

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People love to criticize others, but they rarely give any constructive criticism. Instead, they complain about minor things that are minor at best. They complain because they want to be heard. They want people to listen.

If someone tells you that you are using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, you have the opportunity to show them exactly how multifunctional the utensil can be. For example, your eating utensil can be used as a spoon for soup, a knife for salad, an ice cream scoop for sundaes, or just about anything else that may come into your mind. As long as it has a handle, it can be used as an eating utensil.

Source: Threats Of Sky And Sea

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